Weekend Recap (Week 9 NCAA, Week 8 NFL)

Crap.............garbage.........dumpster fire, that would describe my weekend. For the 3rd weekend in a row I broke even. I embarrassed myself in the Pick 'em Challenge that I am now a part of with some other handicappers scattered about Internet land. I went 1-3-1 on my debut, impressive I know, couldn't have done any worse if I tried. If it was raining vagina's I would get hit in the face with a penis. I am going to buy a Hyundai now to celebrate my mediocrity. I went to a Halloween party last night and watched my account get hammered by some late night pants shitting thanks to South Carolina and Oklahoma State. It is difficult to be successful when playing Cranium when your money is being siphoned out of your pockets by Vegas minions. For the year my NCAA record is now at 30-23-2, NFL record is 38-14-1, total for the season is 68-37-3, not good. I am tired of Vegas complaining about the money they are losing. There is just no way and they might want to check their books, I am more than sure that college football money is keeping them in the black. The NFL spreads this year are set WAY to high considering how inconsistent most teams have been. Vegas is continuing to piss me off and with Bowl Season coming up soon, they might want to be a little nicer to my account as I am very dangerous at picking bowl games and will continue that trend this year as well. See you soon readers, I am off to watch my Yankees play some baseball.

Prime time pants shiting......................

I was utterly and profusely embarrassed by my Alma mater tonight. Nothing worse than getting the shit kicked out of you in your own house. Hats off to the Bearcats as they made the pathetic Bulls look like dime store hookers. Really USF defensive coordinator, really? No wonder you got fired from Cincinnati, because you are hot garbage, a proverbial Mount Trashmore. As a result of this game I will not attend another USF game ever, they have embarrassed me for the last time. Why put up a billboard on 275 saying welcome to the big four? Nobody celebrates mediocrity, if they did there would be a party every time someone bought a Hyundai. Jim Leavitt needs to be fired, so does Mike Canales and the USF D-coordinator, I will not pay any more alumni dues until Leavitt is gone, he cannot beat any team in the Big East with any consistency besides Syracuse. I'm sick and tired of it every year, same effen story. Why is a second string QB pulling away from your secondary like they are standing still, no excuses for that, that is just pure apathy and a total lack of pride and a total disregard for the university, alumni and students. USF is a joke, enjoy your 1-7 record in conference play assholes, you will get no more of my support or my money.